At Work — worst jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!"

The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding. "Good career move."

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?
→ Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!

How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ WHAT?

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!