At Work — worst jokes

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
→ The rest are hunt'n peckers.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
→ Branch manager.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?
→ So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?
→ So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
→ Proofreading.

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
→ They don't know the route.

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?
→ They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!

How long do chickens work?
→ Around the cluck!