At Work — worst jokes

- Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir.

- Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?
→ Because he always uses a razor.

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?
→ Cruising on a clipper.

A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair.
"Haircut, sir?" asked the barber.
"No, just change the oil, please!"

A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a shampoo yet."

Why do barbers make good drivers?
→ Because they know all the short cuts.

Why are Gorillas underpaid?
→ They're willing to work peanuts!

A butler came running into his important master's office.

"Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?"

Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
→ He had his own frog-horn.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?
→ Because he went crackers.