Random joke from this category
In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met an old carpenter that said lawyers were always his favorite clients!
When I asked him why he got so much pleasure out of having lawyers as clients he replied, "I only build coffins now."
- Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?
- Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.
- Judge: Can't they do without you at work?
- Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.
How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ It was supposed to be in place last week!
How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?
→ A cub reporter.
An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."
A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didn't agree with me."
What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?
→ DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!
What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?
→ A spooksman!
What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?
→ A croaksman!
