Animal Jokes — worst jokes

One woodworm met another.

- How's life? - she asked.

- Oh, same as usual - he replied, boring.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?
→ A humdinger.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
→ He just beetled off!

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?
→ Should we walk home or take a dog?

- First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

- Second Caribou: A maybee.

What's a bee-line?
→ The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot. "I think I am planting them too deep."

What is the biggest ant in the world?
→ An elephant!

What lives in gum trees?
→ Stick insects!

What has four wheels and flies?
→ A rubbish bin!