Guest
Pumping Iron
Why did the pig join a muscle-building class?
→ He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.
Animal Jokes — worst jokes
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- Computer Jokes 800
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- Drunks 538
- Dumb Jokes 1114
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- Ethnic 982
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- Festival Jokes 300
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- Irish Jokes 242
- Kids Jokes 2024
- Language Jokes 1361
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- Marriage Jokes 1855
- Medicine 1113
- Men Jokes 959
- Military Jokes 384
- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
- Ouch 850
- Police Jokes 668
- Political Jokes 751
- Practical Jokes 33
- Red Indian Jokes 66
- Redneck Jokes 248
- Relationships 775
- Religion 1283
- School 906
- Science 461
- Sex Jokes 935
- Situations 1812
- Sport Jokes 602
- Stats/Math Jokes 214
- Travel Jokes 715
- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
- Yo Mama Jokes 333
Random joke from this category
Guest
Pig at the Casino
Why did the pig go to the casino?
→ To play the slop machine!
Guest
Piglet in Love
Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?
→ Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Guest
Pig Joins the Navy
Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?
→ He loved to sing:
- Oinkers Aweight
Guest
Hiding the Soap
Why did the little pig hide the soap?
→ He heard the farmer yell:
- Hogwash!
Guest
Big Pig on Stage
Why did the big pig want to go on stage?
→ There was a lot of ham in him.
Guest
Flat Snouts
Why do pigs have flat snouts?
→ From running in to trees.
Guest
Unpaid Bill
Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?
→ He was a little shoat.
Guest
Santa Pig
Why can't there be a Santa Pig?
→ Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
Guest
Piggy Banks
Why are there so many piggy banks?
→ Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.