Animal Jokes — worst jokes

Why isn't there a Superpig?
→ It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?
→ We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?
→ He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?
→ Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?
→ Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?
→ Pigs don't have red noses.

- Why do pigs run into trees?

- To shake out the alligators.

- I've never seen an alligator in a tree.

- That's because the pigs do such a good job.

Why do pigs love Halloween?
→ There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Why do pigs like February 14th?
→ They get lots of Valenswines.

Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough?
→ They were saving the best for last.