Animal Jokes — worst jokes

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?
→ Chimney Cricket!

Did you hear about the stupid snake?
→ He lost his skin.

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
→ Addercadabra and abradacobra.

Why did the viper want to become a python?
→ He got the coiling.

What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python?
→ A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.

- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python.

- Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?
→ They couldn't, they were adders!

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?
→ A bouncing baby boa!

"So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely?
"Charmed I'm sure," replied the snake!

What's long, green and goes hith?
→ A snake with a lisp!