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Fish Football Captain
When fish play football, who is the captain?
→ The team's kipper!
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Random joke from this category
Guest
Spiders' Cup Final
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
→ Webley stadium!
Guest
Hens And Football
How do hens encourage their football teams?
→ They egg them on!
Guest
Bumble Bee Striker
What did the bumble bee striker say?
→ Hive scored!
Guest
Insect In Goal
Which insect didn't play well in goal?
→ The fumble bee!
Guest
Dog Football
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
→ It was a boxer!
Guest
Team Of Big Cats
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
→ They might be cheetahs!
Guest
The Snowman's Dog
Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?
→ Because Frost bites.
Guest
Saucer At The Stud Farm
What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?
→ Take me to your breeder!
Guest
Snake And Kangaroo
What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
→ A jump rope