Animal Jokes — worst jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
→ He just beetled off!

What's an insects best chat up line?
→ Pardon me, but is this stool taken!

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?
→ Chimney Cricket!

What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?
→ A grasshopper with hiccups!

Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
→ Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!

What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
→ A grasshover!

What is a grasshopper?
→ An insect on a pogo stick!

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
→ A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?
→ They where playing for the cup!

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?
→ He was light fingered!