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Antlers And Blood
What has antlers and sucks blood?
→ A moose-quito!
Animal Jokes — worst jokes
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Random joke from this category
Guest
Lone Ranger Insect
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
→ The Masked-quito!
Guest
Mosquito Versus Fly
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
→ Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!
Guest
Talking In Code
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?
→ A morese-quito!
Guest
Religious Insect
What is the most religious insect?
→ A mosque-ito!
Guest
Tough Mosquito
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?
→ You slap him and he slaps you back!
Guest
Insect Favorite Game
What is the insect's favorite game?
→ Cricket!
Guest
Clever Insects
How do we know that insects are so clever?
→ Because they always know when your eating outside!
Guest
Gum Tree Dwellers
What lives in gum trees?
→ Stick insects!
Guest
Green And Brown
What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?
→ A pool table?