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Apple Reader
What reads and lives in an apple?
→ A bookworm!
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What reads and lives in an apple?
→ A bookworm!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?
→ Very big worm holes in your garden!
What do worms leave round their baths?
→ The scum of the earth!
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
→ Because her children weren't that bright!
What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?
→ A maggot with attitude!
What is red and dangerous?
→ Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
What do you call a big irish spider?
→ Paddy long legs!
What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
→ Darn it!
What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?
→ Four anti road protesters?
Why are spiders like tops?
→ They are always spinning!