Animal Jokes — worst jokes

What makes a glow worm glow?
→ A light meal!

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
→ Because they're wrigleys!

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
→ Light ale!

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
→ Have you ever tried worm pie?

What is the best advice to give to worm?
→ Sleep late!

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
→ A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
→ They can lighten your load!

What did the maggot say to another?
→ What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
→ A dirty kid!

What did the woodworm say to the chair?
→ It's been nice gnawing you!