Animal Jokes — worst jokes

How do you define an aardvark?
→ Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered.

- How much are your aardvarks? - he asked.

- They're L6 each - came the reply.

- Did you raise them yourself? - inquired the man.

- Oh yes - she said.

- Yesterday they were only L5 each.

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail?
→ A man holding an aardvark.

- I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him?

- I don't really know. I've heard it growling, it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite?

- That's what I want to find out.

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky.

- 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that.

- 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.

Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion?
→ Tanto

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?
→ The Lone Aardvark!

What do you call a Polish aardvark?
→ A Polaark!

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?
→ Is that your final ant, sir!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?
→ Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!