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Favorite Cat Song
What's every cat's favorite song?
→ Three Blind Mice!
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What's every cat's favorite song?
→ Three Blind Mice!
Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
→ It's meow-sic to their ears!
What did the female cat say to the male cat?
→ You're the purrfect cat for me!
What do you call it when a cat bites?
→ Catnip!
What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
→ Mice cream
What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight?
→ Claude
What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?
→ Carpet!
What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?
→ A road hog!
Which snakes are found on cars?
→ Windscreen vipers.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
→ It gets toad away.