Animal Jokes — worst jokes

How do cats eat spaghetti?
→ The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
→ A carrot!

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
→ She had mittens!

What looks like half a cat?
→ The other half!

- Brother: Did you put the cat out?

- Sister: Why, is it on fire?

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?
→ Catsup!

Why do cats eat fur balls?
→ Because they love a good gag!

What do you call it when a cat stops?
→ A paws!

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?
→ Because she wanted to mail a litter.