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Cow's Greeting
What is the cow's holiday greeting?
→ Mooooory Christmas!
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Rude Reindeer
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
→ "Rude"olph
Fleece Navidad
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
→ Fleece Navidad!
Guest
Swallowed Pencil
- Elf: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do?
- Santa: Use a pen.
Guest
Sheep Greetings
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
→ A merry Christmas to ewe
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Baby Sharks' Presents
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
→ Santa Jaws!
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Crocodile Shoes
Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.
- Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!
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Reindeer Named Edward
- Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!
- Oh, yes I can - the elf said.
- Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!
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Two Reindeer Named Edward
- Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!
- Oh, yes I can - the elf said.
- Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!
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Jumping Reindeer
What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
→ They all can! Houses can't jump!