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Bicycle Or Cow
- I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm.
- Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?
- I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!
Animal Jokes — worst jokes
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- Kids Jokes 2024
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- Medicine 1113
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- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
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- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
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Random joke from this category
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Cows In Heaven
How do you know that cows will be in heaven?
→ It's a place of udder delight.
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Cow Math
How does a cow do math?
→ With a cowculator!
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Making A Milkshake
How do you make a milkshake?
→ Give a cow a pogo stick.
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Driving Bulls
How do bulls drive their cars?
→ They steer them!
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The Lost Cow
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
→ He tractor down
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Guitar-Playing Cow
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
→ A Moosician!
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The Calf's Exam
How did the calf's final exam turn out?
→ Grade A!
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Bullfight Result
How did that bullfight come out?
→ Oh, it was a toss-up!
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Branding Iron
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
→ They were very impressed!