Animal Jokes — worst jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?
→ It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

- How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master?

- It's the leash I can do!

- I'll see you shortly.

- Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?
→ They have short tales!

- I just spotted a Chihuahua!

- That wasn't very nice, you shouldn't draw on dogs!

- Why do you like to go on camping trips?

- I like to "ruff it!"

- What is your favorite holiday?

- Howloween!

What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?
→ A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua?
→ It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking.

- Didn't I see you on a TV commercial?

- How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?