Animal Jokes — worst jokes

What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
→ A dusky husky!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?
→ A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?
→ A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?
→ To a weterinarian!

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?
→ Get a small hankie!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?
→ Shorts!

What is black and white and red all over?
→ A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!

Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons?
→ They're short of breath!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?
→ Look out for the mice!

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?
→ Because their heads are so close to their bodies!