Random joke from this category
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June.
Why? Because that was the end of May!
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines?
He drew 100 cats on the paper.
He thought the teacher had said lions.
One goldfish to his tankmate:
"If there's no God, who changes the water?"
What is a buttress?
→ A female goat.
How should you treat a baby goat?
→ Like a kid.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
→ A bit of a shock really!
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
→ A slippery customer.
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret?
→ He was a blubber mouth!
What's at the end of Moby Dick?
→ A whale of a time!
Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
→ Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
