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Basset Hound for Dinner
What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner?
→ Have a short table!
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Random joke from this category
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Thirsty Dog
What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water?
→ A hot-weiler!
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Making a Basset Hound Fast
How can you make a basset hound fast?
→ Take away its food!
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Dogs That Never Get Lost
What dogs never get lost?
→ Newfound-lands!
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Pomeranian Photographers
When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?
→ Only when they snap at something!
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Getting on Nerves
What dog always gets on everyone's nerves?
→ A great pane!
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Money Taking Dog
What dog takes the money and runs fast?
→ A payhound!
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Dogs' Problems
What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?
→ A complaint Bernard!
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Dog With Contact Lenses
What dog wears contact lenses?
→ A cock-eyed spaniel!
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Smartest Dog
What kind of dog is the smartest?
→ A great brain!