Animal Jokes — worst jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?
→ He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?
→ None. They are all on the outside.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?
→ He stole her blanket.

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
→ A whino!

- How did you find the fleas?

- I didn't! They found me!

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?
→ At a flea market!

What is your dog's favorite breakfast?
→ Pooched eggs!

How do you make a dog float?
→ Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

Which dog eats with its tail?
→ All dogs keep their tails on when eating.

If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play?
→ A trombone.