Animal Jokes — worst jokes

- Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream!

- Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year!

- Waiter! Have you got frogs' legs?

- No, sir, I always walk this way

- Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?

- It scares away the flies.

- How come this fly is swimming in my soup?

- I gave you too much. It should be wading.

- Hey, there's a fly in my soup!

- Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?

- What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

- Probably learning to read.

- Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.

- How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.

- Waiter, waiter! There's a wasp in my dessert.

- So that's where they go to in the winter.

- I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!

- Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup.

- Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites!