Animal Jokes — worst jokes

- Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup!

- Don't worry sir, they don't eat much!

- Waiter, are there snails on the menu?

- Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen!

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them!

- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

- Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor!

- Waiter, there is a fly in my wine!

- Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!

- Waiter, there is a worm on my plate!

- That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage?

- Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup!

- It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir!

- Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup!

- Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there!

- Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak!

- They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir!

- Waiter, there's a fly in my custard!

- I'll fetch him a spoon sir!