Animal Jokes — worst jokes

Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
→ Because it got too heavy to carry.

A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"

What is the slowest racehorse in the world?
→ A clotheshorse!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
→ A seahorse!

- You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.

- Well neither can a fence!

- You said it was a great horse and it is.

- It took twenty other horses to beat him!

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
→ He was a rough rider!

Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?
→ Because it gets you nowhere!

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?
→ Both are food from aloft!

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
→ They're always switching their tails!