Easter Bunny's Sport
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
→ Basket-ball, of course!
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
→ Basket-ball, of course!
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
→ She had to call an eggs-terminator!
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
→ Johns Hopkins!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
→ Napoleon Bunnyparte!
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?
→ Albunny, New York!
Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?
→ He wanted to check his e-mail.
Why do church bells never send e-mails?
→ They'd rather give each other a ring.
Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?
→ Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?
→ Because the lime was engaged.
Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?
→ Because it was on old croc.