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Computer Ice Rink
What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?
→ A slipped disk.
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Herbs in the Drive
What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?
→ A thyme machine.
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Computer Hamburger
What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?
→ A big mac.
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Computer Ballet Dancer
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?
→ The Netcracker suite.
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Humming Computer
What do you do if your computer hums?
→ Tell it to change its socsks!
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Weekend Experts
What do computer experts do at weekends?
→ Go for a disk drive.
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Mouse and Webcam
What did the mouse say to the webcam?
→ Cheese.
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Two Mice
What did one mouse say to the other mouse?
→ I get a click out of you.
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Two Keyboards
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
→ Sorry, you're not my type.
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Pocket Computer
- Want to buy a pocket computer?
- No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I've got.