Fred came rushing in to his Dad.
- Dad! - he puffed:
- is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
- That's what they say - said his Dad.
- Well, give me an apple quick? I've just broken the doctor's window!
How do you get the most apples at Halloween?
→ Take a snorkel.
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
→ A crab apple!
Where do ants go to eat?
→ At a restaurant!
What do you call an ant from overseas?
→ Impartant
What kind of ant is good at maths?
→ An accountant!
What do you call a greedy ant?
→ An anteater!
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
→ Antibiotics!
