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A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom:

- I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?

Her mother replied:

- Of couse it is, dear.

The next day, the blonde said:

- I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?

Her mother replied:

- Of course it is dear!

The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother:

- I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you think its because I am a blonde?

Her mother replied:

- No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old.

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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde.

The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no and the executioner shouts:

- Ready! Aim!

Suddenly the brunette yells:

- EARTHQUAKE!!!

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts:

- Ready! Aim!

Suddenly the redhead yells:

- TORNADO!!!

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts:

- Ready! Aim!

and the blonde yells:

- FIRE!!!

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