Worst jokes

What person adds best in hot weather?
→ A summer.

Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
→ Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.

If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
→ An umbrella.

What is a Mexican weather report?
→ Chilli today, hot tamale.

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?
→ The ocean

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
→ Because it wasn't raining.

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
→ It was a bright, sunny day.

A city boy was on his first camping trip.
He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along.
'It smells like rain,' he said to the boy.
The city boy replied, 'They said it was lemonade.'

- How did you find the weather at camp?

- It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!

- Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!

- Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.