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Longhorn Meets Knight
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?
→ Sir Loin!
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?
→ Sir Loin!
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
→ A cowch potato!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?
→ A bad mood!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
→ A cockerpoodlemoo!
What do you get from pampered cows?
→ Spoiled milk!
What do you get from an invisible cow?
→ Evaporated milk!
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
→ Dragon milk!
What do you get from a forgetful cow?
→ Milk of amnesia!
What do you get from a cowmedian?
→ Cream of Wit!
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
→ Cold cream!