Dildo And Soy Beans
What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
→ They are both substitute meats.
What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
→ They are both substitute meats.
Why is being in the military like a blow job?
→ The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Define Transvestite:
→ A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
→ S&M&M.
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
→ Toys for Twats.
Did you hear the slogan for the new "Stealth Condom?"
→ They'll never see you coming.
What's the definition of a teenager?
→ God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
→ Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot?
→ How Come?
How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
→ Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!