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Dracula's Dog
What kind of dog does a dracula like?
→ A Bloodhound.
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Lazy Dog Owner
Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?
→ So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
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Flea Circus
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
→ It stole the show!
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Strange Dog Visitor
When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?
→ When the door is open.
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Nose In The Middle
Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face?
→ Because it's the scenter.
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Dog Crossing The Road
Why did the dog cross the road?
→ Because it was the chickens day off.
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Before Dinner
What do you say to a dog before he eats?
→ Bone appetite!
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Barking In The Back Seat
How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car?
→ Put him in the front seat.
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Four Legs And An Arm
What has got four legs and an arm?
→ A Rottweiler in a playground.
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Flat Bulldog Noses
How did bulldogs get such flat noses?
→ From chasing cars.