Worst jokes

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog?
→ Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
→ In the mush room!

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?
→ An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Why did the dog wear white sneakers?
→ Because his boots were at the menders!

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?
→ A jet setter!

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
→ He stole the show!

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
→ Because you can't bury them in trees!

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
→ His bark was much worse than it's bite!

Why do dogs wag their tails?
→ Because no one else will do it for them!

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?
→ I must throw that doggie out the window!