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Whino Dog
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
→ A whino!
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Finding the Fleas
- How did you find the fleas?
- I didn't! They found me!
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Springer Spaniel Shopping
Where will a springer spaniel never shop?
→ At a flea market!
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Dog's Favorite Breakfast
What is your dog's favorite breakfast?
→ Pooched eggs!
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Making a Dog Float
How do you make a dog float?
→ Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
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Eating With Its Tail
Which dog eats with its tail?
→ All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
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Beagle's Instrument
If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play?
→ A trombone.
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Basset Hound for Dinner
What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner?
→ Have a short table!
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Thirsty Dog
What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water?
→ A hot-weiler!
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Making a Basset Hound Fast
How can you make a basset hound fast?
→ Take away its food!