Worst jokes

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
→ He was having a bad hare day!

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?
→ To e or not to e, that is the question.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?
→ She was always using fowl language.

- I've lost my dog!

- Have you tried putting a message on the Internet?

- Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!

- I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer.

- How do you manage that?

- I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?
→ When they are read.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying:

- What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?

→ Check for bugs in your system.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?
→ Beast wishes.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?
→ Best viscious.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?
→ Yours tin-sincerely.