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Elephant And Bad Pupil
What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?
→ One rarely bites and the other barely writes!
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Injured Elephant
What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?
→ One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!
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Grey In Glass Slippers
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
→ Cinderelephant!
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Grey With A Wand
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?
→ The tusk fairy!
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Grey With Flowers
What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
→ A get wellephant!
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Grey Turns Red
What's grey but turns red?
→ An embarrassed elephant!
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Grey That Lights Up
What's grey and lights up?
→ An electric elephant!
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Big But Weightless
What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
→ An elephant's shadow!
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Three Tails
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?
→ An elephant with spare parts!
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Slowly Up, Quickly Down
What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?
→ An elephant in a lift!