Worst jokes

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
→ So they can see the old Polish Navy!

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
→ "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
→ It opens on impact.

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?
→ Because the rice falls through the grill

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
→ Oil of Ole'

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he'll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response:

- Go stand on the corner for two hours and come back, I'll give you two dollars. Everybody wins.

Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. Mick says:

- Well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he actually died in the Auschwitz concentration camp.

Patrick says:

- That's terrible, did he go to the gas chamber? - and Mick replies.

- No, he fell out of the machine gun tower.

How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
→ They put parking meters on the roof!

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play.

- What part? - the mother asked.

- I play a Jewish husband - the boy replied.

- Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!

Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
→ 3 dollars a year for a million years.