Worst jokes

My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.
→ It's called wedding cake.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months!
→ I don't like to interrupt her.

What kind of witch goes to the beach?
→ Sandwitch

Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches?
→ It's called The Hex-Files.

Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?
→ The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.

Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition?
→ She was beaten by the microphone stand.

What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
→ I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!

What did the young witch say to her mother?
→ Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?
→ The witch!