Worst jokes

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?
→ Stupid!

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?
→ It depends on the age.

What are the three fastest means of communication?
→ Internet, telephone, telawoman.

A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it.

Inside was a genie. The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided,

"I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account."

POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, "I wish I was irresistible to women." POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?
→ Ask a woman her age.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?
→ A battery has a positive side.

What is cosmetics?
→ Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.