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Kermit And Elephants
Why doesn't Kermit like elephants?
→ They always want to play leap-frog with him.
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Meeting A Toad
What do you say if you meet a toad?
→ Wart's new?
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Toad Lighthouse Keeper
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
→ He had his own frog-horn.
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Fun Flies
What did one frog say to the other?
→ Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
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Rich Frog
What do you call a rich frog?
→ A gold-blooded reptile.
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No Eggs
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
→ Because her husband spawned her affections!
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Frog Eggs
Where do you get frogs' eggs?
→ At the spawn shop!
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Frogs' Hats And Coats
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
→ In the croakroom!
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Eating A Hot Frog
What happens if you eat a hot frog?
→ You'll croak in no time!
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Relish And Onions
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
→ A hot frog!