Kangaroo in Love
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?
→ Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?
→ Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?
→ He was totally bow-gus!
What is the most romantic city in England?
→ Loverpool!
What do you call two birds in love?
→ Tweethearts!
- Do you love me more than you love sleep?
- I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
→ He gives it a valenshine!
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
→ "I love you with all my art!"
My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.
- Sharon: I'm so homesick.
- Sheila: But this is your home!
- Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it.
My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can't find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.