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Banker Light Bulb
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
Where do mermaids go to see movies?
→ ... The dive-in
Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
→ His ghoul friend.
What's a cow's favourite love song?
→ When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight!
What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?
→ Loo-Loo!
What do you call an Igloo without a toilet?
→ An Ig!
What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?
→ Lou!
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?
→ Sister Matic!
If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?
→ The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).