Worst jokes

Have you heard the latest scandal?
→ Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.

What did dela wear? (Delaware)
→ Her New Jersey

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
→ Because the rest are weekdays.

What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?
→ I don't know and I don't care!

Do you know the difference between genius and stupid?
→ "Genius has its limits."

What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?
→ Limp biskit

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?
→ Heck

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.
He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says:

- What's this?

She says:

- Oh, my father's ashes are in there.

He goes:

- Geez...oooh.... I...

She says:

- Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray.

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked:

- how much did you pay for that?

- I paid through the nose! - he replied