Worst jokes

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?
→ Spotted click

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?
→ The Site-anic.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?
→ Oh give it arrest.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?
→ Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?
→ Click Jagger.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?
→ Click Whittington

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?
→ Rome.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?
→ To bone up on his schoolwork.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
→ They never want to log off.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?
→ He was getting far too wrapped up in it.