Tomato Sauce Site
- Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?
- No, I'll ketchup with it later.
- Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?
- No, I'll ketchup with it later.
How do heavy metal bands surf the web?
→ On the Din-ternet.
- Do you like surfing the net?
- Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)
- Do you enjoy websurfing?
- No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!
Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?
→ Because he footman turned into a mouse.
Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?
→ Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
Why are frogs no good at websurfing?
→ Computers have them toad-ily confused.
- Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?
- No - but he's got a ruff idea.
Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?
→ Because they're scared of the mouse.
Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?
→ www.oody www.oodpecker.