Worst jokes

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?
→ Under the soap

When do men insist that women are illogical?
→ When a woman doesn't agree with them.

How do you confuse a man?
→ You don't - they're born that way.

How can you tell if a man is cheating on you?
→ He has a bath more than once a month.

How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?
→ Dump him.

Why do men act like idiots?
→ Who says they're acting?

What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness?
→ You're in the wrong house.

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?
→ They do it right first time.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
→ Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

How does a man keep his youth?
→ By giving her money, furs and diamonds.