Worst jokes

- Who likes music? - asks a commander.

- Two soldiers step forward.

- All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

The theatrical manager exclaimed:

- Your last role was magnificent, Mr. Brown. You enacted so well that officer wounded on the battlefield. Your suffering looked very much like real.

- It was. I've got a large nail in my shoe.

- Well - said the manager - for heaven's sake leave it in until the end of the run of the play.

Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked:

- Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?

- Learnit, hell, it's a gift - proudly informed the NCO.

Two paratrooper recruits in a plane:

- Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute.

- Is it mandatory to wear it?

- Sure. It's raining outside.

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
→ Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile?
→ Aeroflot has killed more people.

What is Iraq's national bird?
→ Duck

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
→ You only have to teach them to take off.

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time.

What is the best Iraqi job?
→ Foreign Ambassador