Worst jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?
→ So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?
→ Because he was a car-case.

Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front?
→ He was terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with himself.

A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other.

You see, he was $15 in arrears.

Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them?
→ In a handbag.

Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club?
→ They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?
→ He was convicted of fragrancy.

How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight?
→ Someone stole all his money.

What aftershave do monsters wear?
→ Brute.

What can a monster do that you can't do?
→ Count up to 25 on his fingers.